A) We are getting an alarm system installed ASAP
B) We are getting a dog that barks. Preferably one that also looks scary.
We're meeting a lady from ADT at the house in 30 mins and I'm on the hunt for one of these dogs:


Hopefully they will be smart enough to only attack intruders, and not bite my friends' faces off like this dog:

P.S. My friend Leigh was the one who reported the break-in next door to me after she was driving to work the next day and saw a sketchy man peering in my windows. She slammed on her breaks, jumped out of the car dialing 911 and screamed at the man asking what the fuck he thought he was doing. Turns out he was one of the workers from next door who'd had his equipment stolen and wanted to know if me or Clint had heard anything. Ooops! Still, I'm glad I have such a badass friend.
