Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Dinkin’ Flicka

My Top Ten Most Favorite Ridiculous Rap Lyrics of All Time:


1) I love you like a fat kid love cake- 50 Cent “21 Questions”

2) Inside peanut butter, outside jelly, seven days of the week, seven different Chevys- Cadillac Don “Peanut Butter & Jelly”

3) I’m from the ghetto homie. I was raised on bread and bologna- B.G. “Move Around”

4) Watch me make yo’ face beat up my hand- Dem Frachize Boyz “Lean Wit it Rock Wit it”

5) Me, I’m a pimp I ain’t payin’ for no sex, I’d rather buy a car or a new rolex- David Banner “Like A Pimp”

6) Ever since I can remember I been workin’ these hoes and they better put my money in my hand- 36 Mafia “Poppin’ My Collar”

7) I’m the type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum. I’m the type of girl you wanna take to ya mamma’s house- Rasheeda “My Bubblegum”

8) N**** I put you in a coma, smoke yo ass like marijuana- Triple Six Mafia “North”

9) Do yo chain hang low, do it wobble to da flo. Do it shine in da light, is it platinum, is it gold?- Jibbs “Chain Hang Low”

10) Chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side- DJ Webstar “Chicken noodle soup”

2 comments:

Clint Wells said...

you forgot the birmingham maniacs featuring lil' T (aaron shaffer) and LeDarius (Clint Wells):

"gats and ass and crack; i smoke a doobie"

Anonymous said...

Hi

That chain hang low one - similar to a kids school version:

'Do your balls hang low, do they swing to and frow..' I forget the rest.

You could try doing one for ggod lyrics - Mos Def?